// est. May 2026 · underground
Cockroach Janta Party (CJP)
VOICE OF THE
LAZY & UNEMPLOYED
A party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
// origin story
They called us cockroaches.
So we built a party.
On May 15, 2026, the Chief Justice of India called unemployed youth "cockroaches." Within 48 hours, we had a party. Within 48 hours more, a swarm.
// five demands
THE MANIFESTO
Non-negotiable. Unsponsored. Written by the swarm, for the swarm.
RTI Accountability
Full transparency under the Right to Information Act. No more darkness.
Judicial Independence
No post-retirement rewards for sitting judges. The bench is not a queue.
Electoral Integrity
EC accountability for voter roll deletions. Every cockroach gets a vote.
Employment Reality
Honest policies for unemployed youth, not labels and lectures.
Free Speech
Protect the right to rant professionally. Memes are constitutional.
// as featured in
The Swarm in the Headlines
Wikipedia
“Indian satirical political movement founded on 16 May 2026.”
Times of India
“5-point manifesto attracts 40K members in 2 days.”
Times Now
“India's only social media-driven political formation.”
The Statesman
“More than 40,000 youths joined within days.”
Sunday Guardian
“Viral political satire taking over social media.”
// enlist
Are You a Cockroach? Register Now.
Eligibility: Unemployed. Lazy. Chronically Online. Ability to rant professionally.
// frequently asked
Questions From the Swarm
Who founded the Cockroach Janta Party?
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Why is it called the Cockroach Janta Party?
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How do I join? Is there a fee?
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What are CJP's five demands?
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Is CJP registered with the Election Commission?
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// the swarm
1,00,000+ Comrades Strong
Every name a vote. Every vote a roach. The swarm grows daily.